After some fumbling he manages to get his fingers into my shorts, withdrawing in surprise as he encounters my bush. I glance over and see the mix of c...riosity, confusion and horror on his face.“I’m a woman, Jimmy, we’ve got hair too”“But Miss Santos, all the women I’ve seen in- I mean, all the other women I’ve seen don’t have hair there.”“That’s just porn, Jimmy, real women aren’t like that. I’m guessing you’re not packing ten inches in your shorts either, right?”“Er ... no. But-”“Don’t worry,. The new president is replacing ALL the Ambassadors and the new ones are providing their own staffs. It’s a common practice. The present man can’t leave until the new one gets here. And who knows when that will take place.“As I was saying, about your mom ... Sultry Wench?”“Yup ... Sultry Wench Flintkote ... very descriptive. It’s a southern thing.”“It’s my understanding that they didn’t find enough to bury.”“How about the President?”“Closed Casket with honors. Vice President was the next caisson. "They could have ate what was already here. And you didn't spend all of that money on food. You're stupid but not that stupid. Gimme the rest back." I bought Bobby one toy, Ted. You did want your only child to have SOMETHING for Christmas didn't you?" His grandparents will get him something," he said. "Where's my money?" Ted, it was our money," I said. "More than half of it was the money that my parents gave me for Christmas. Some of it was also my tip money from work." So just what the fuck. "I definitely heard," the woman replied in an understanding voice thatcame off as neither clinical nor condenscending. "I really hope thisworks out. It would mean a lot if it did, to you and a lot of otherpeople as well. Would you like to introduce your friends?" This is Susie, Zoe, and Ricky," Leslie said, gesturing to each ofthem. "This is is my physical therapist, Mindy," she continued,gesturing to the smiling woman. "She's helped me a ton." I'm very glad you're all here," Mindy said. "In my.