I scooped my tit up and stuck it back into my suit's top.“Sorry about that dad they have a will of their own sometimes and I am just getting used to...them,” I said flashing him my evil little sexy smile.“Girl you got your mom’s tits when she was in her twenty’s,” “She could never keep them in as well,” dad replied as he walked away.There was something else I noticed about my dad that day. I had given my dad a big boner, I saw it as it pressed his pants into a tent.. I laid back down thinking. Mere sir ne kaha me thmare sath sote huve kusti karna chata hu or tum kisiko bataogi nahi tabhi tumhare first class ayega to me man gayi or wo muje room me legaya or darvaja bandh karke muje bad pe lita diya or mere upar chakar mje jor dar hug karne laga or dhake marne laga muje kus samj me nahi aaraha tha fir usne meju hoth pe kiss kiya or Uska lind mere chut me dabane laga or fir usne mere ball ko bhi sehlane laga mene tabhi drees pehna tha to dress ke upar sehi mere baal ko dabane laga or. “She said what!?” Lynn sounded shocked.I obviously had hit a nerve, so I let it go, but I was going to return to the subject later. My mind began to rumble around the idea of my naked Lynn wrestling around with a naked Erin. Down boy. My penis tried to jump for joy at the thought.The rest of the night was a normal night at the bar. I sang. Lynn socialized. But this time there was as difference. None of the usual guys was hitting on Lynn. She spent more time hanging around me and sneaking little. Osborne Jr. - 30 July 2012After having been told my danglies (American: "dingle-berries") looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some.