You know, a wanton slut willing and able to do anything and everything to please me in bed. I’m not overly kinky or perverted, but my wife likes to ...o it in the dark, missionary style, and she always has some lame excuse when I suggest something to spice up our sex life. I don’t know how many times I’ve heard her say stuff like “Someone might see us,” “I don’t like the taste,” “that’s just gross,” “I’m not flexible enough,” or “Isn’t what we normally do enough?” I was beside myself with. I knew the philosophy that underpinned these Special Forces and I believed I could put some of it into practice now. In wartime the SAS had two primary roles: to disrupt the enemy by destroying strategic targets; and to gather intelligence through reconnaissance to help other units, like artillery or airforce, target the enemy or to help inform the leadership so that better decisions could be made.I was hoping that I could do something along the lines of that first role: disrupt the enemy by. I just worked and came home and watched TV and jacked off to Internet porn. That was always the best. When I did that I could imagine that I was one of those big-dicked studs fucking pretty co-eds and they would love me for it. Thank god for internet porn otherwise I'm not sure I'd have made it to 57. Anyway, something startling happened to me a few weeks ago. Remember me telling you that I'd only had sex with a woman 57 times in my 57 years? Well 50 of those 57 times were since my new. You have probably heard the joke about sharing mum's tit with a man who smokes; well I can honestly say I did share my mum's tits with my dad. Several times it led to me often sucking on one breast while he was gorging himself on her other one and this after Mum had stopped lactating.So you see I grew up with the understanding that if I wanted comforting or an instant drink I only had to tug on mum's top and she would flop out her great tits and I would be allowed to suck myself silly. When I.