Not looking he said, ‘No, please put your dress back on.’ I walked over and sat in his lap, he jumped up and ran for the door. Before he got to it... a beam of light erupted from the lavalamp sucking him into it, it took everything that was his. There was no sign of him anywhere. I freaked and got dressed. I called Jean at work, ‘You need to come home now.’ I shouted into the phone. ‘Nichole, calm down, what happened?’ she asks. ‘Not on the phone, I need you here immediately, like yesterday now.’. . I should mention that Eric is coming over shortly. His mother wants me to give him some dancing lessons. So, don't make amorous plans with giving me more wine!" Ellen laughed as she said it."Really? Well you are good at it. Why doesn't she teach him, though?" Oh ... I don't know. Maybe just a little uncomfortable dancing slow dances with your son? Don't you think? Probably Eric would be embarrassed, too."The cork popped and David leered at her across the table."And he has a crush on you .... I went with Gustaf because he said he wanted me—that he wanted to do things with me that I wanted to do yesterday—and with a man of my choosing.”“Choosing a stranger yesterday like you chose me last night?”“Yes. He was a sexy man—like you are. You have a very big cock.”“So, you never went with a man before?”“I didn’t say that. I meant for the first time the men were of my own choosing.”“When I found you, you were either drunk or on drugs. Did Gustaf give those to you?”“Yes. Both.”“And then what. 'Are we driving thereright now?''Well, steady on,' Natalie said. She pulled over to the side of acountry lane. 'Now I reckon that we can still do all we need to do atmy flat. I've known Emma for ages and she's more than just my flatmate,she's a good friend and a real laugh. The way I see it you have twochoices: We can come clean to Emma about it, she'll be cool with it, oryou can pretend to be a girl when you're around her.''Oh man!' I said again. 'But how will I get round her initially, as Igo.