In the middle of all the yelling I said, "All you care about is a big hard cock," at which she said, "I'd give my right arm for a good fuck."I retorte..., "If you're so hot to fuck, why haven't you gone out and found someone?"Later that night when everything had calmed down, Mary told me that she was sorry and would never "go out" on me. She would never let another man touch her, let alone fuck her. I assured her that our marriage was intact and that if her needs were left unsatisfied that I. Ye gotia hai ya fir do bade tennis balls?”The maid then started playing with my balls, “Tumhari ye badi pichkari ka tank bhi bohot bada aur bhara hai. Condom pehna karo warna pregnant kar doge apni waali ko”.I replied, “Meh toh single hu aur virgin bhi, koi mil toh jaae, muje twins banane bhi aate hai”.She was naughty and said, “Mera sharabi pati toh ek number ka chutya tha, kabhi satisfy nahi kar paya muje, muje humesha se hi ek bacha chahiye tha aur usne sirf muje maar peeta.”Now, I had. I thought this a bit odd but just put it down to Scandinavian hospitality. Sven had one hand around Inga's waist which gradually worked its way down to stroke her magnificent right buttock. Next thing his hand stretched across and he pinched my left buttock, looked at me and winked. I thought this a bit odd but went with the flow.When we got back to the flat, Inga flopped down on the couch dead opposite me, slightly inebriated and probably hadn't noticed that her skirt was now clearly revealing. Simon raised an eyebrow.'I didn't hear you order.''They know me here. The old guy behind the bar thinks I'm a riot.''Never mind riot: you're a fucking war-zone. In fact you're almost a crook. All this stuff you're doing is as bent as New Labour.' Fuck you. I leaned forward.'You need to understand something, Si. The difference between you and me is that I know when my trigger's been pulled, and what I'm prepared to do when that happens. And money doesn't pull it, and nor does power, and nor does.