”“No wonder all those people walking past have been staring at me,” I wailed. “I thought they felt sorry for me – they were obviously just o...ling my boobs!”It was that very heavy thundery rain, falling straight down, and I couldn’t have been more soaked if I’d jumped fully-clothed into a swimming pool. I’d have laughed if I hadn’t been so cross with myself. The galling thing was that I knew I was in the wrong: I should have checked the weather before coming out, and it wouldn’t have been a. Mene kaha chaachi aaj chodne tow plzzz.Ye sun ke wo hans di aur kaha ab tune nanga dekh hi liya hai to ab ragad bhi de.Ye sunke me khush ho gaya mene socha tha ki puja ki samjhane me time lagega par wo to turant maan gai.Fir mein utha aur kamre ki kundi lagai puja wardrobe se condom laai aur mene wahi mini fridge se beer li aur puja ko jabardasti pila di aur khud bhi pe li usko ek hi beer me nasha ho gay. Aur wo boli adi ab kab chodega apni puja ko??Aur ye bolke wo apna upar ka kapda utaar di. Why do you have so much difficulty with such a simple concept?What concept is that, Lord? Kris thought.That I must answer your prayers in the same fashion you must breathe! Now is that simple enough for even your pea brain to understand?Yes, Lord, Kris mentally replied, but after all, you could always change your mind. Women do it all the time.Maybe that’s why I’m not a woman! He exclaimed. And if I didn’t love you all so darned much... That afternoon, when it was nap time, the children all. “I’m disappointed too,” I told her truthfully, “though I wouldn’t want everyone to know I’m disappointed that I can’t watch my wife cheating on me with another man.” She laughed. “That’s what your Best Friend Carmen has done to us!” We lay side my side for a few moments before a thought crossed my mind. “If you’re feeling horny I could try and fuck you now,” I offered, “with a condom of course, I know you want to stay clean for him and...” “Thanks,” she interrupted, “but I’d rather save myself.