"Man, I stuck her so good she squealed like a pig."Debby heard the boys before she saw them. They were belching and laughing, talking to each other in...bragging tones. Debby crept up behind some bushes near a bend in the stream and peered around it."That's nothing. I almost choked this one to death, and when I shot, the cum was running out of her mouth like Niagara Falls. She couldn't swallow it fast enough, man." Shit, I wish I'd seen that. I'd have stuck her while she was choking on your load.. "Since you've never been inside a Woman, and I never had a Dong that big, I think we should go slowly Okay?" Yes Miss Cashmore" I moaned... She leaned forward and kissed me, then put a finger to my lips... it was wet with her pussy juice. She pushed her fingers into my mouth and I thrust myself forward, making her yelp as it was a bit harder than she expected."Not So Hard, Mori! Go slow to start with."I began to push myself back and forth, thrusting into her gently and slowly, we began to make. ” And he smiled as wide as he could.The vicar wasn’t so sure this sounded like a good idea. He also wasn’t sure that he hadn’t just suffered some kind of stroke. The Krampus, though, is nothing if not persuasive. So with a bit more cajoling (and a bottle of very good French cognac from the pocket of his coat), the Krampus convinced the vicar to put on his boots and his scarf, and they went to the little steepled church together. There, the Krampus covered the crucifix with a sheet, and put up. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say “Just called to say I can’t talk right now. Bye.”To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, “Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!”Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way.”In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out “Yahtzee!”While riding an elevator, gasp.