But then there was something of a problem. After years of war, the place had been emptied of sane, able-bodied men. And so, a party was assembled with...what was left: sane, able-bodied women and me.
There were five women in the group: first was Angela, probably the only one who deserved to be there. She was the son of a hunter, and had been raised to be more dangerous than half of the men who had actually been chosen to go to war. Her personality also tended to spit out just about as much. I paid for my food and was following my group to the table when Connor appeared at my elbow."Come sit with me," he said and steered me towards the back of the room, away from everyone else."I thought I was staying away from you," I told him, unsure of what this meant."Yeah, well." He sat down, running his hands through his hair. "I give." He gestured for me to sit before continuing. "I figure, if your going to drive me insane, I might as well enjoy the experience and be around you."I know I had. You may return to sit withyour clients and I will rule."Judge Smallwood waiting until the lawyers were seated. "I have heardboth sides of this case and each of the lawyers representing the fairiesand the dwarfs and learned that compromise is the best solution. I willrule. The dwarfs will be allowed to cut down one-quarter of the maturetrees to harvest and they must stay within a half a mile from theoutskirts of the forest. They must plant three trees for every one theycut down."Both the fairies. This will continue until your rectum and stomach are fully distended. The suction on your tit domes will also be operated. Your tits will be sucked onto needles in the surface of the dome which will pump silicone and adrenaline into them. Your tits will be expanded to a Double E cup. You will then be left like that for 50 minutes until the clock strikes 12. You will then be given the opportunity to remain distended for a further 30 minutes or to receive a mystery punishment. Enjoy.”Lucy.