”A young man is ‘entertaining’ an older lady. She says “Your organ isn’t very big”. he replies “Well I didn’t expect to be playing in ... concert hall!”A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to a little old lady.“What would you like for your first wish?” the fairy godmother asks.The little old lady says, “I would like to be rich.”POOF! Her rocking chair turns into solid gold.“And for your second wish?” asks her fairy godmother.The little old lady says, “I would like to be young. Todd would have been stuck at the college until the roads were cleared. Ben parks in the garage and enters the kitchen through the garage door. The first thing he notices he Todd’s two suitcases in the laundry room. Next, he sees Todd's shoes, shirt, trousers, socks, and undershorts piled on the floor of the kitchen. They don't look wet or soiled, and he wonders why his son would just dump his clothes in the kitchen and then obviously continue on through the house in the nude. That’s something. "Do you think anyone else noticed?" Honey, I think they were all too concerned with there own reactions. That was some hot show those two put on. And I noticed that our coaches, Sara and Jim, were pretty busy feeling each other up, too!"The room door opened, and Jim entered without knocking. "Come on, you two lovebirds. Let's get our afternoon session started."Janet and Mike went out to the fountain grotto with the handsome coach. Janet stared at his bare ass just as she and Mike had stared at. Brock and Barbara Jean were enough for her now that they had found a truly Christian solution: Biblical polygamy ... okay, not totally Biblical, given the lezzie stuff, but at least that helped the sister-wives bond.“The good thing about eating folks with fatty livers ... you save them from dying of cirrhosis, a far worse way to go ... and their deaths actually do some good in this world. Here’s to our new Dolcett way of life!” Brock raised a glass in a toast to their new cannibalistic.