. ‘, trying to make each story more interesting or funny than the previous speaker. We all had pretty good senses of humour, and blasts of laughter ...ould foghorn from the men’s group at regular intervals.And the women would do the same.Except their conversations seemed set at a much more basic level than ours.There were no fixed rules or even conscious decisions about when and how the groups would form, and people would split away to chat to people in the other group all the time; reminding a. I reach down and feel the end of the hose going in my butthole. "I said pull it out, now!" Swish!!! The crack of leather hitting my butt. "OWWWW!!! FUCK THAT HURT!" I quickly yank out the nozzle, causing the water in my distended belly to spray from my asshole all over the ground and on to Salma's stilettos. "Look at the mess you made" Salma orders. I turn around to see Salma in a shiny bright red PVC garment that has holes in all the right places. In her hand is a cat o nine tails. On the BBQ. Every bugger I work with on a daily basis was there, plus all the company top brass, including the big boss himself, and almost everyone's respective spouses as well. As a company we were celebrating an extremely successful year and several of us minions were supposed to be receiving presentations of some sort for our valiant efforts on the company's behalf; hopefully big cash bonus's.This time I actually did spot her coming, but far too late to take any kind of avoiding action."Smack!" my head. She seemed shy and gentle, she had long black hair and green eyes, she was chubby and short but she had a nice face.After a few minutes aunt Angie walked in with Zac behind herZac was as surprised as me to see someone else in his roomHe jerked back and looked at aunt Angie"Who's that???" "This is Amanda, she's friend's with your mom and me"Now i was getting mad, they didn't include me but they called this Amanda, I didn't see her in my life, they were probably friends years ago, wtf did i do to.