I am dog shit at your feet."A look of shock was etched on his face and it was clear to me that he was frozen in place, not knowing what in the hell to...do or say next. I waited for him to snap out of it, but as the seconds ticked by, I realized that I would have to take charge, which was as it should be.Releasing mom's hair, I ordered her to stand and then to go over to Fred and kneel at his feet and to clean his shoes. He was wearing a dirty pair of sneakers, but she dutifully did as she was. I was surprised to find her with a pint of beer, though."Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nurse Jake here. I thought Dr. Anna had requested that you limit your alcohol consumption..." It's 'lite' beer," she retorted."Huh? We don't have light beer." Oh, Jake. You're probably going to think I'm being really gross. But I've found out I like the Mac&Jack's if I mix it 50:50 with water and put in a little lemon juice. So I'm only drinking, like, eight ounces of beer here."I looked at her skeptically, then reached. The day before our scheduled outage he asked me if I had ever had any high voltage installation that I had built ever blow up when we energized it. I said "Only 1 but that's part of the game." After a while he asked me how many switch yards I had ever built. I said "If this one holds together, this will make 2." He looked like he was going to lose his lunch! He was just too easy to mess around with.Part of this Project was to build a round water tower to serve the new housing project. This was. Years later, I went to look for her, but, her family had also moved away. Why do I say we were too young? We were in First Grade! Much to my chagrin, there was a hiatus after that of many years. Not for lack of trying on my part. I learned that girls that age thought that guys were creepy and something to stay away from. There was no way that I could convince any of them to participate in my games and fantasies. I had to wait until 8th grade for girls to discover their sexuality and accept my.