That makes eight!”Donald paused. “I must tell you Archie, that I have ONE MILLION men in my army waiting to move on my command.”Holy jeez,” sa...d Archie. “I’ll have ta call ya back!”Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. “Mr. Trump, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!”“And what equipment would that be Archie?”, Donald asked.“Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, 3 fishing boats, 2 harpoon boats, a trawler with radar and Harry’s farm. His previous employer had told me he always tried hard and was popular around the office. This had prompted me to let him loose on two home refurbishments to start with. He had met with the clients and had gone through the requirements. He had costed their work and taken the proposals over to each of them. He told me that some small alterations were asked for but he could look at these and go back to see the clients again with them. As it happened, neither the guys he went to see were at home. Anyone who was looking down on this demonstration of conspicuous consumption and excess would not, in their wildest imagination, have guessed the purpose of this gathering. It had been arranged by the Chinese leader’s personal emissaries, the Kuomintang foreign minister, T. V. Soong, and his delicate yet steely celebrated sister, May-ling, better known to the world as Madame Chiang Kai-shek, wife of the ruler of China. All of this ultraexpensive wining and dining was being done to convince the. Before I got anything done it was time for dinner. I microwaved a TV dinner. I quickly added microwave to my list of things I needed. I had a thought which made me laugh. I screwed a seventy year old men for a bunch of small kitchen appliances. I actually did laugh out loud at the thought,After dinner I had time to go to ebay to look up things. I had no plan to buy anything big but it was nice to use them as a price guide. To give me an idea if I was paying too much for something. I also used.