This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the c...r that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Clinton in ‘16.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.This One Is Compliments of Charm_BHere’s one I found funny:All mushrooms are edible, but some only once.These Are Compliments of John ASome are dated but are still funny...1. My. Just as I started to get into it again he suddenly stopped. He got up and said, “I’m leaving you wanting more so you let me come over again.” He took the USB drive out of the TV and said to message him any time and then walked out.Later that night I got an email from him. He said he had a great time and it was hot knowing I was cumming while thinking about and watching his girlfriend. I responded and told him it was amazing and never knew a BJ from a guy would feel so good. That’s when his next. .." And what's that mean?" she asked as she interrupted me."We have only been gone for seven days; the top speed of this DUK is forty miles an hour. But I have been keeping us at ten to fifteen miles per hour when the terrain has been flat and level and slower when it was rough. We should have traveled just around eight hundred miles, but the odometer says we have traveled eleven hundred and ninety miles. We are almost four hundred miles over," I said as I figured out the math."Maybe it's. "We said our goodbyes quickly and I hung up."I need to make one more call, and then we'll talk, okay Penny? Are you okay?" She nodded, then shook her head, then shrugged."Let me just say, and I know how you feel about me and what I did to you, but you have to trust me, Penny. I'm pretty sure I just saved your life. The set up isn't clear to me, like how the broken door would be explained, maybe in the heat of anger you busted it down, I don't know, but we're looking at a murder suicide here.