”“Yeah, but it’s still a mouthful.”I arched an eyebrow. “That a sex joke about your nickname?”BJ blushed, rolled his eyes, and groaned, �...Daaaad.”I clapped my hands together and sat up. “So that’s it. That’s the story of how your Mom and I got together ... sort of.”“But your romantic life certainly didn’t stop there. I mean, I know Mom moved in with you and you raised me together and you’ve always been there as my Dad. But did you think I never noticed just how many ‘Aunties’ have always been. All of us except Tanya were down to serious clothing issues for the next hand. The game had the potential to get interesting very quickly!I had been curious about something all evening, ever since I found out about Adriana and Tanner, but had been afraid to ask. I guess the vodka was loosening me up because I found the courage, “Hon, if you went with Tanner that long, why did you and he break up?”Adriana fidgeted with her fingers a bit before answering, “Tanner was kind of a bad boy, lots of. Alice came out. She stood in the bathroom doorway, the light behind her, giving me a real good look.I had expected something provocative -- diaphanous, back-lighted. All lacy and flimsy. Rip-off-able.But this wasn't see-through or flimsy. It was black and white, and made of heavy, pleated cotton cloth.Reminiscent of an old-style nun's habit!Oh, help me, Jesus!There was, thank you, no wimple. Alice's gown was white-collared, had long black-sleeves, and was choir-robe thick.However, it was so. I was watching TV on the living room couch and my father was working on fixing something. After about 10 minutes of her being in the tub my father came to inform me that he was missing a part for the dishwasher and would have to go get a piece at the hardware store. "Let your mom know where I am" he told me before he left. A couple of minutes later it dawned on me, I had a great idea. My heart was racing at the thought. My mom does not lock the dock. We have shower curtains that are very dark.