.. I had a couple of boy soldiers given to me to look after ... Boy soldiers you might ask ... yes they were only 16 and even though they had passed t...eir recruits course they were not allowed on Ops until they turned 17 ... The 2 I got were right royal pains in the arse ... Shit they could whine with the best of them ... Glen and Tony reminded me of me although Tony was a slice short of a full Sarmie ... I must admit that they made my life a lot easier as I now had Gobies to do the donkey work. At two a.m. on a Saturday morning, in the rain, I was more likely to have an accident. If a naked woman occurred it would probably be a trap, a car jacking or something. But who would want my car? It is old, reliable, but had no real value to anyone but me. I’d probably have to scrap it when it finally started to become uneconomic to repair. And if a naked woman did appear she would probably be some ancient crone suffering from senile dementia who had escaped from her care home. She’d probably. At this point I’m not sure what’s worse: Being paralyzed, or being blind. It’s possible for paraplegics to sustain an erection, but who wants to fuck a warm corpse. Also, I would still have my eyesight, another plus, so I could watch porn and take care of the job manually… oh wait, that’s right, I can’t move my fucking arms. On the other hand if I was blind I would still be able to function without a ‘blow-tube’ operated wheelchair, but I wouldn’t be able to watch my girlfriend give me head. I. They need to convert to electronic keys so that if this happens they can delete the key from their systems.”I scratched my head and said, “That sounds like a great idea. But shouldn’t you be going by now? I seem to recall Bree saying you had to leave early today?”His eyes flew wide and he looked at his watch then he said, “I’m sorry about barging into your room. And sleeping here.” Then he ran off.I know I should have felt that the sanctity and safety of my room had been violated but I couldn’t.