You’ll end up praying to find a decent-sized cardboard box to live in.”“I’m not sure the heavens are made of shit,” I said.“Oh shut up, yo... stupid little man!” She was getting her second wind now. “Wise up! Accept the inevitable.”“So, the inevitable is that I go out to work to support you while you stay at home and invite Snakey-Boy here to bring his slow-worm around to fuck you on a regular basis? Is that your plan?”“Hey, don’t call me Snakey-Boy!” protested Snakey-Boy. “And my cock ain’t no. Tab meri dosti aik hot or sexy larki sey hue uska naam tha dipti who haal hi may chandhigarh sey delhi sift hue thi ur final year key liye uski admission hamarey college may hue thi aik din usey mainey akela cantin may dekha ur bhaney sey ussey dosti kar li ham phir roz milney lagay dherey dherey ham bhout ashay friends banney lagay aur aab who mujpar bhout trust karney lagi thi.Usey koi bhi problem hoti toh who hmesha mujhey hi kehti thi ur may usko solve kar deta tha but may uski sexy ur. "No way to know exactly, but it could be a year or more realistically," she said. "You could offer me some coffee now that we are doing girl talk." Alright but you won't like it," I said. I microwaved her some coffee which I took from the refrigerator. "So what is the offer?" You take all the fun out of the pitch, you do know that?" she said."This is a no drama zone honey. Plenty of sexual tension, but no drama," I said."First of all, let me tell you that if you refuse this offer, the Sheriff. “choda to nahi par chodna jaroor chahunga, wo bahut hi sunder hai.”“han sunder bhi hai aur hum dono se choti bhi tumhe bahot maza aayega.”Shabnam ne hanste hue kaha.“are tum dono bura mat mano meine to aise hi kah diya tha.”“are nahi hame bura nahi laga. Tumhe seema ko chodna acha lagega. Uski choot bhi kasi kasi hai, kyon ki use abhi baccha nahi hua hai na. Waise bhi suna hai ki mardon ko kasi choot achi lagti hai.” Neeta ne kaha.“tumhe kaise maloom ki wo aayegi?” Meine pucha.“to tumhe nahi.