'Gladys!' he exclaimed.' For heaven's sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in ... You look like an asshole.'Police Report!!!!!Husband:My wife is mi...sing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...Sergeant at Police Station:What is her height?Husband:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant:Weight?Husband:Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant:Color of eyes?Husband:Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.Sergeant:Color of hair?Husband:Changes a couple. My legs were wobbly, but I did as I was told. He told me to bend over and hug my knees. He kicked my ankles apart and placed his hand on the small of my back. He brought the hairbrush down again and again on my ass and thighs. I tried to breathe through the pain, but I gave in to the sobs that tore at my lungs. When he was finished, he pulled me up and drew me to him. He hugged me close and I tried to wrap a leg around him. He kissed my hair and stroked my face. He told me to go clean my face. "So, what do you want?" Oh, that," my sister said. "The sight of you shooting off nearly made me forget." You've never seen a man cum before?" Several times," she said. "Just not my twin brother."For about a minute, neither of us said anything; each of us lost in our own thoughts."It's about Mom," lacy said, finally breaking the silence."What about Mom?"Lacy cleared her throat a couple of times. "I saw her," she said."Saw her? Doing what?" She and Mr. Jackson. I saw them together." So?"My. I was sitting watching TV late one Friday night, Mum and Dad had gone to bed hours ago, the front door closed behind a unhappy Pam."What's the matter?" I asked as she plonked herself down beside me."What is it with you guys? All they want to do is grope me," she said with a sigh. "I want sex as much as they do, but don't they understand that it's not acceptable even in this day and age." She paused for a few seconds then look at me."They all want to do is fuck anything in a skirt and then marry.