After dinner, we decided to head back to the pool, as the options were limited. The pool area was far more serene at that time of night. Only a handfu... of couples surrounded the bar area. We joined them and introduced ourselves.They were mostly older couples, probably ten or fifteen years older than we were. They described themselves as “Hedo vets,” as they had each visited the resort a dozen times or more. As I chatted with one older woman, she casually put her arm around me and began. James hesitated as she closed the door behind them and then walked to the bed. He was still stuck for words. “I…” “Sit here.” Carmen patted the part of the bed closest to her and James dutifully sat next to her, close enough that their thighs brushed against each other. “Don’t be nervous. I don’t bite.” She took his hand and held it in hers as they talked. “I sense that you’d like to spend the night with me, but you’re unsure, because you have a wife and a family.” He nodded, obviously. " Should I tell the girls that you're built like an elephant's trunk? I bet if I tell just one everyone here will know in under five minutes." How do you know I'm not?"That broke Hailey up and I had to hold her while she kept giggling."I'm sorry," she eventually sobbed. "It's just I kept visualising it." You are imagining my penis!?" What! You've never imagined what I look like without this dress on?"That was right -- try to give a compliment and get your earlier comments used against you!"That. That happens and he will fall into a coma until his body is completely healed. Logan wakes up real testy when that happens, so we do our best to help him when we can." He is going to kill me when he recovers from this!" No I am not kid." YOU CAN TALK!?!" Yeah, you just hit the artery, not the throat." But you didn't say a thing!" I wanted to see how you would act." BUT I STABBED YOU!" Chill kid, chill kid. It was my fault you tagged me. I let you get too close and I had to pay that price. For.