So why do I drink so much of it? Damned fool question that, what the devil else am I supposed to drink, eh? Anyway, y'can't say too much about it beca...se Squiffy's family have been brewing it for, oh, about two hundred and fifty years, and since they own the place and he's buyin', well... "Right oh then," says Squiffy when we're all settled again, " I was going to tell you about a funny thing that happened to me at the end of the second French war in '09, well after the end really, we were the. “I’m going to show you how toFrench kiss.She brought her lips to mine.“Tilt your head,” I said, guiding with my hands. “And open your mouth a bit.”She did, but looked a bit like a mannequin in a store display.“Close your eyes.” Better. I leaned forward and put my mouth against her lips, closing over the top one, pulling and releasing, and then repeated with the bottom one. She began kissing me back, inexpertly copying my movements. I gently probed between her lips with my tongue, touching her. Long dark hair with curls, curvaceous body with DD tits, flat stomach, and a fantastic ass, all on a short 5’ 5” frame; you were absolutely stunning. Then I met the gaze of your deep brown eyes. I realized my mistake, I should have been looking down at the floor the whole time, not letting my eyes roam over your beauty, soon I would be met with the same scowl that every other woman gives me when they saw me, whether I was looking at them or not. But then you did something I didn’t expect,. I went back to my bedroom and laid down on top of my bed. I finally knew what I really needed and reached for my nightstand drawer, pulling out my favorite toy. It was a vibrator about seven inches long and two-and-a-half inches thick at the top and widens to almost four inches at the base.I closed my eyes laying there on the bed and pictured that I was the blonde. I took the vibrator and slid in into my mouth. I worked it in and out like the blonde had his cock, wetting it really good. I.