Jack was lying on the ground, unscrewing a metal plate. "I'll be with you in a minute, Patty!" He poked his head inside, then swore. "I'll just dis...ble the sensor for it. We won't need it for the test." Mr Kline..." I'll just be a minute, honey." he said sweetly, and reached his hand inside. She heard a crunching noise."Breaking things again?" Patty was standing over him, glowering. "You do realize that this will go in my report." Go right ahead, Patty. I'll just put in MY report that. Mark TwainWhat this country needs are more unemployed politicians.Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have.Thomas JeffersonWe hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.AesopIf you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!P.J. O'RourkeThis one is compliments of RoyDuring a heated spat over finances, the husband said, "Well, if you'd. I could see her bra through her shirt as she left two buttons open as soon as we entered the car. Today she was wearing a nude bra. I always have a habit of noticing her lingerie. My favorite is her wine colored bra. That looked elegant. This was getting me excited.I asked her as to where she wanted me to drop her. She said “why don’t you come home?” My hopes were getting high. I was getting hornier every second.We reached her apartment and she went into her room to freshen up. I was sitting on. I saw you looking at that serving girl with lecherous eyes."She knew full well that I had eyes only for her, but she was in a teasing mood. Although I must admit the serving girl downstairs in the tavern was indeed a comely young wench, with a mass of raven black hair."Not only do I not look for another, but I wish you to be my constant companion. I want you for my wife. Will you marry me, my sweet Amy?"Amy stopped her washing; water trickled down her body unheeded, and puddled at her.