“Hey baby” he said “i don’t think I’ve seen you around here before”He was tall, Dark and handsome, Probably in his late 50s.He was staring...at me, biting his lip. “Mmm yeah I’m glad I got you first, there would’ve been a queue for you” he said as I smirked. “So um, what now, do I get in yours?” I asked.“I’ve got a better idea” he laughed.By now there were probably 5/6 cars around, no doubt all eager horny men. My “Partner” turned his lights back on, illuminating the edge of the woodland. I. . if a big, booming basso came from his tiny frame, I scarcely would have believed any of this was happening."Ray, it's a pleasure," I said, shaking his hand. A dog continued to bark behind a closed door."What about the dog?" I asked."Oh, he'll settle down in a minute," Ray assured me. "After a couple of minutes, you'll forget he's even there. Shall we ... ? To the living room?" He gestured in the direction of the living/dining area, where he had thoughtfully laid out two glasses of white. Again, she was about to tear him a new one, but again something deep inside her stopped her. Quickly examining it, she found that the thing that had stopped her was her absolute love for Luke. He had rescued her from certain death after all. He had treated her as an equal person despite that fact that she was a woman and here she was starting to treat him as if he were someone who had to follow her no questions asked. Luke started to step around her so that he could leave. “Please Luke. Please. Why don't you do it."That was much more a command than a question. (which tells you who is really in charge) The Cheese addressed the assembled thong ... er ... throng."I've been wondering if any of you have any idea what the hey we're doing here. If I hadn't been in on the choosing I wouldn't know where here is."I can tell you what I know. This particular place, right here, is the safest spot, geologically, on the continent for the next Ten Thousand years. The Two Voiced One has what she/he.