..If you mean being involved with anyone, I'm not," she said, "The last one was five years ago, and I don't want a repeat." I told her I was sorry to ...ear that, to which she replied, "Don't be...if you are unattached as Lori says, we can be each other's dates - that is, if you don't mind being seen in public with an 43 year old hag with big saggy boobs, no teeth, and a wide ass." I told her that I would leave my glass eye out, out my wooden leg on backwards, and wear my coke-bottle black horn. Sitting in the car staring at her, waiting for her to do something realizing just now after looking at her for about five minutes I could have just checked to see if she was breathing. I am such an idiot I scolded myself. Maybe I deserved this. Maybe this is a dream? Maybe when she wakes up she will forgive me and not call the cops? No I don't think so not after what I had done to her. Which brings a thought to mind, maybe I planned this when I saw her? Maybe I wanted this? I don't know, and at. In future these sessions will be held each Wednesday and Friday afternoon. Those students you see sitting uncomfortably in the bleachers have just received two strokes of the cane each. These students" he waited for the cameras to pan round onto those waiting to be birched, "are waiting to be birched. They are all the ringleaders in their year groups for the trouble they have caused. The youngest ones, in year seven will receive three strokes of the light weight birch, year eight's will receive. .. come here tell Jaz all about it."More than anything else the teenager wanted comfort. She wanted someone to hold her and tell her everything would be ok. She came to me as I held open my arms and held her in a fatherly embrace. I walked her to the couch and pulled her down next to me, still keeping one arm around her shoulders as I made gentle shushing sounds and stroked her hair."What am I going to do? I can't understand anything he is saying! I'm so stupid. My life is over, I'm going to.