Though he petted and wooed,When he tried to get screwed,He found virgins just don’t give a fuck.There was a young girl from cheshireWho succumbed to...her lover’s desire.She said, ‘it’s a sin,But now that it’s in,Could you shove it a few inches higher?’There was a young lady named floWhose lover had pulled out too slow.So they tried it all nightTill he got it just right...Well, practice makes pregnant, you know.There was a young lady in renoWho lost all her dough playing keeno.But she lay on her. "Okay so?" Kayla asked still not sure what he was getting at."So we can hide my Wifi webcam in their bedroom and record what they do so we can see if they really use all that stuff or not." Alex said conspiratorially."That would be soooo wrong." Kayla said."Yeah I guess you're right." Alex agreed reluctantly."Where could we hide it so they wouldn't find it?" Kayla asked."I'm not sure, but my camera is pretty small so it shouldn't be too hard to find a place." Alex said as he held up the camera. He climbed the steps to the Guard offices and turned to the gathering crowd and held up his hands for silence."People of Halcyon, the powerful invaders who arrived in the invincible flying ship will be in prison by tonight. Return to your homes and lock your doors, and by tomorrow morning the city and the country of Halcyon will be ours again."They all cheered and a chant started. "Arron, Arron, Arron..." He waved then turned and walked into the Guard offices. Officers had gathered in the. Frustrated just looking at his son, David helped get the shirt off. ‘Yeah,’ Dan gained what was left of his real voice back, ‘I went. Then, I went to drink.’ ‘Did you drive? No, he picked you up. Jerry shouldn’t have…’ ‘I went by myself. I walked back.’ ‘Or maybe, I got a cab’ ‘It was all me,’ he sighed as he pulled off his pants. David put a hand to the side of his son’s face to get his attention. ‘Danny, don’t do this again.’ ‘Yeah, Pop. There’s no chance I’ll do that.’ ‘Promise me.’ Dan.