The house is now on the market.Brindy and I are home one day. Dave has been out of town overnight. Brindy and I ... We long for our Dave, but we have ...ach other as well.Dave comes in late in the day. We know he has been driving, trying to get home to us.We all exchange kisses. I can feel his body, firm, expectant, needing. I also know something is going to happen. Dave and I talked."Sit, Brindy," Dave said.Brindy had a questioning look in her eyes, but she complied. I sat next to her."I hope. Just like the goyim.’ It didn’t take Zach’s and Fran’s wincing and admonishing looks for me to know that what Irv said wasn’t kosher either, at least in the presence of a Gentile. Tension rolled in like a bad odor. Irv slapped the table and shook his head. ‘I’m so sorry, Penelope, my faux pas.’ I smiled wanly and nodded, at a loss for words. ‘My dad sometimes suffers from foot in mouth disease,’ Zach said, obviously embarrassed and making no effort to hide it. Irv continued to apologize. I got one aunt named shanty (name changed) and just said hello to her and I got a reply from her, we chatted for some time and came to know that she is from pune, after that we used to chat daily and exchanged our mobile numbers and used to talk daily, one day while taking she asked me if I was having any girlfriends and asked me if I have kissed any girl up to now, I said yes and the topic changed to sex.She asked me if I had sex with anyone, I said no as I didn’t get a change to have sex, she. “Bret, can we talk?” Syd asked“Sure, but what’s with the serious faces? Oh,” I said and then I paused to think. “I see. Never mind. I get it”I set my coffee down and looked around for my bag. I figured it was too good to last anyhow. But, I didn’t think my visit would be done in less than a week. Sam and Syd looked puzzled at each other, then back at me. Then it dawned on them what I was thinking.“Bret, wait!” They both exclaimed“It’s not what you are thinking. It’s not even close to.