“Ok sir, now before we do the main part I need you to change position so I can do your bottom” she said and it sounded like she was changing attac...ments on the trimmer, “I need you to turn over and be on your knees with you head down on the pillow and your legs spread, can you do that for me sir?” she asked and although a bit weird I was sure she knew what she was doing so I did as she asked even though I felt pretty vulnerable with my arse up in the air, “Oh that’s good sir, now I can see. In theatre to my bad luck her kid sat beside me and her after her my brother. We started enjoying the movie. After interval our positions are changed her kid sat in between them and I was sitting beside her.Movie got started and I kept my hand on hand-rest by this I can touch her hand whenever possibleAfter movie got finished we reached home all went for bed. Being an engineering student I can’t get sleep so I opened my lap and started to watch porn videos as I had given a separate room I don’t. Anyway, several weeks after her romp during our weekend getaway she had to go out of town for a couple night on business. In her job she travels about once or twice a month so this was nothing unusual. I noticed she packed some sexy lingerie. When I asked her about it she told me she had a surprise for me and would email me the details later. That got me going. I figured she would be sending me some sexy selfies and couldn't wait. She flew out Monday morning and we followed our usual routine. Why do women have trouble with math? Because they tell them that THIS (holds fingers an inch and a half apart) is 6 inches.A man knocks on a neighbor’s door with a sheet of paper in his hand. When the neighbor answers, the guy says, “Hi, shall I write you down for this evening’s neighborhood orgy?” The neighbor answers, “Sure, that’s great. Put me on the list. Who’s coming?” The guy says, “So far, it’s you, me and your wife.” The neighbor says “No way! I don’t agree to that.” So the guy says,.