I had never been much of a ladies man, and picking up chicks at the bar just wasn't my strong suit. So I headed online to see what I could find. I sig...ed up for xhamster and then threw some pics up on craigslist once I got a little more brave. After a few trolls/emails that never worked out, I managed to get a response from a local couple that seemed like they'd throw me a bone. Doug and Pam had been sending me emails, and I even had a cam chat with Doug one day. They were quite a bit older. He asked me for stories about what I had done in public spaces. I had had enough wine to admit to having given my boyfriend head under the table at a Thai restaurant. After further encouragement, I told him about using the toilet at a Manhattan art Gallery for a quickie. What can I say? Impressionistic art turns me on.He asked if I had ever visited a sex club, and was surprised when I answered yes."I don't mean a strip club," he said, "I mean a real sex club."I told him I knew the difference. It was for the best. I tried hard not to stare, but I did. Now we're here. But then, she did the(as I cannot pronounce my "L's") impossibru. She whispered in my ear, "If you liked what you saw, I would've been happy if you said it to my face." That was it for me. I couldn't believe what I just heard. I couldn't think straight. My breathing sped up as well as my heart as she traced her newly done french-tipped nails up my chest and said "I've loved you since I was 11… and I want to prove it… I. That made me feel pretty special.I rang the doorbell for the house they told me to come to. The door was almost immediately opened by Claire, one of the newer members.“Hi! Come in!”“Hi, thanks,” I said as I stepped inside. “They’re all awaiting you.”, she said, excitement obvious in her eyes, but I also saw a touch of pity in there. “Oh dear”, I laughed, “Is it going to be that bad?”“It’s going to be fine”, she said, smiling reassuringly, making me even more nervous than if she’d told me it.