A few years ago an aunt of mine came to stay with my mother for two weeks. She brought her granddaughter (my cousin) with her. It was my first time to...meet Sandra. That's not her real name for obvious reasons. I remember coming home from work and greeting my aunt and then being introduced to Sandra. At the time Sandra was f*****n years old but very mature, physically, for her age. I remember thinking to myself at the time how gorgeous she was though I honestly never imagined anything happening. She sniffed, and then tasted the tip of it. "She said you liked your ass filled, too, didn't she?"I think the heat in the room went up about ten degrees in half as many seconds. It was impossible to miss the signs of Irene's arousal; her nipples stood out and her lips glistened. I was just as excited."You've had this in your ass, haven't you, Lily?" she said, approaching me with feigned casualness."Maybe," I whispered. I honestly couldn't remember. Did I know a Michael?Irene laughed again,. Rayna sighs upon Lacey finding her nipple and twisting it.Rayna pulls away from her sucking and straightens up to recapture Lacey’s lips with hers. The kiss is passionate, deep and long, yet soft. Lacey pulls away to catch her breath, she rests her forehead against Rayna’s. Rayna flicks out her tongue and the tip caresses Lacey’s bottom lip so delicately and sensuously that Lacey’s knees buckle.The feel of Rayna’s hands on her breasts and her softly tantalizing touch drives Lacey crazy. Rayna’s. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, ‘What’s the w ifi password?’Bartender: ‘You need to buy a drink first.’Me: ‘Okay, I’ll have a beer.’Bartender: ‘We have Molson’s Canadian on tap.’Me: ‘Sure. How much is that?’Bartender: ‘$8.00.’Me: ‘Here you are. OK now, what’s the wifi password?’Bartender: ‘ “youneedtobuyadrinkfirst”; No spaces and all lowercase.’----Prince Harry’s Bachelor Party - Quote of the DayIt’s really weird stuffing money into a stripper’s G string when every bill has a.