’”Tommy Lasorda, Los Angeles Dodgers manager: “I found out that it’s not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear...them don’t care and the other twenty percent are glad I’m having them.”E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his twelve knee operations: “My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.”Vic Braden, tennis instructor: “My theory is that if you buy an ice cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you. What I did not expect was to feel a brush against my anus.Now I admit that I was subjecting my body to a great many stimulations but one hand was on my penis and the other was caressing my right nipple and so I could not be touching my anus. I thought it must be just a memory of earlier and I tightened my pucker and then pushed out. The brush came again, almost a touch and I thought it might be a stray plant stem waving in the breeze. It was pleasurable but I thought, just for a second that. Who is the lucky guy?’ ‘Billy Hanson.’ She looked at me in surprise but didn’t say anything. The doorbell rang at exactly 8 O’clock. I looked over at Mom and she looked at me. She understood. Then she got up to go answer it. Billy was dressed in nice slacks and a light shirt, with matching jacket. His shoes were shined, he was perfectly groomed. He looked great, in fact. ‘Hi, Mrs. Miller! I seem to have the pleasure of your lovely daughter’s company this evening. I hope that is all right with. Jason meanwhile had abandoned all hopes of negotiating peacefully with Steph. He knew there was no point pleading. Finally, when everyone went out of the lecture room, Stephanie went to the bag, and before taking out whatever is inside, she told Jason:"Jason, Jason... Do you want your pants back?"Jason, without hesitation replied, "Yes... Stephanie, please let me have my pants back. The hipsters are just too tight and it's hurting my.... You know.... down there." Is that so my dear Jason? Tell.