Suddenly a hand grasped my shoulder and spun me around. All I saw was a checkered shirt before the man bent down and planted his lips onto mine. I tri...d to fight back but he was twice my size so I eventually gave up fighting as I felt his tongue reach into my mouth. My breasts were pressed up against his chest and soon I must have let out a moan or gasp as my friends who were in various states of undress surrounded me. They began encouraging me and the alcohol and peer pressure, plus the mans. I’m Kit and this is my sister, Ruby. We’re from Tulsa!”“YOU MEAN? I mean ... You’re Eli’s girl?” Sam asked, already off the counter and walking toward Kit.“Yep, I am and I’m going to marry that grandson of yours one day too.”“Where is that boy? I knew there was something about you two redheaded girls that I was missing.”“Here I am, Grandpa,” Eli said, walking through the door with Isaac as both of them laughed at the prank Kit and Ruby pulled on them.“ELI! I should have known sooner. I just. Finally she found it and I paid with a ten pound note. As she gave me my change she looked at me right in the eyes and smiled."Enjoy that," she said.I couldn't tell if she was flirting or just being a cheeky bitch but just then Mrs. Singh walked in the back door."Oh hello, John, how are you?" she asked in her heavy Indian accent."Fine, fine, Mrs. Singh," I said still red-faced and wanting to get out of there."I see you've met my daughter, Ruby. She's back from college." Hello John," said Ruby,. “I believe the timeless truths about humanity which are taught there. I suspect, strongly, that a Jewish man named Joshua was executed by the Romans at the behest of the Jewish authorities, perhaps in the same way, and for the same reason, Socrates was ordered to drink hemlock - for being a troublemaker. The ‘powers that be’ don’t like rabble-rousers going around telling people that those ‘powers that be’ are illegitimate and corrupt. The rest? It’s faith. And I sure as heck can’t tell YOU to.