. this is hilariousFor those who have children this age ... this is not so funnyFor those who have children nearing this age ... this is a warningFor ...hose who have not yet had children ... this is birth controlThings I've learned from my children... (honest and no kidding!)1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3. A 3 year olds voice is louder than. So that basically got me interested in fitness pmsl.Been in the gym most days, for about 3 months now. Settling in just fine, and partially flirting with the trainers etc lol.Then 1 morning the policeman from the station walks threw the door. Dressed in his little o'Neill's shorts and his local football shirt.I could see clearly that he liked to exercise and possibly play football.I was on a treadmill near the mens changing room as he approached.He notices me immediately and gives me a real. Look, I’ll have a talk with Aiko. Maybe that will help. I assume that you’ll want her to run with you in the morning?”“Yeah. Tell her to meet Ann and me in the living room at six. She’s been running some, but we’re going to have to get her faster and build her endurance. Jogging down the road isn’t the same as running those trails with a pack on your back. And somehow we’re going to have to change her attitude. She is such a sweet person, but we’re going to have to teach her to be more. I just say Alisa ho shave that pussy, he hates hairy pussy. She gets up and asks to leave. She was embarrassed. He of course says yes. The next day they are all over helping the younger sister move and I see that Alisa is exposing herself to my hubby every chance she gets. Standing over him while he roves the bedroom stuff... He says nice wax job sexy. As they all leave she says to her mom and sister, can I stay and clean the room, it's a mess and its not for to wendy to have to do it. I see.