All at once, she realized that she'd just bared her breasts to him. She didn't move."That was not funny," she said hoarsely."I didn't mean it to be," ...e replied, just as hoarsely. "It was an accident." Having it is no accident," she said accusingly. "I'm your sister. What are you thinking?" Sister or not," he said defensively, "you're still naked."And exactly whose doing was that, she thought?She was about to put this into words when her voice choked off. Staring at her was a one-eyed monster.. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank. Thepeople of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning.The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as - 'Sinko De Mayo'.WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?You need a shot of Tequila.Hellmann's MayonnaiseThe. The vampire looked up at me "you like, my dear?" he asked, in a old English accent. He smiled and the light from the moon outside caught his razor sharp fangs making me gasp and hold my breath."Do not be afraid my pretty one. I am not here to harm you but to pleasure you." He leaned forward and kissed me passionately with such urgency. "You are so beautiful, Jessica," he caressed my cheeks with the back of his hands and his lips began kissing down my neck tenderly.I swallowed and closed my eyes. 'Tom was baffled. 'I am, milady?''And I am a fine ambassador for my country, I think you'll find.''I will, milady?''I wish you would call me Elizabeth. I am not your Lady. In America, we don't have Lords and Ladies.''If you're not a Lady, then what are you?''A woman, Tom. All woman. Watch!'Elizabeth stood and unfastened her dress, letting it fall round her feet. She followed it with the silk brassiere, revealing her smooth round breasts to Tom's interested gaze. As she held them in each hand,.