”I took several more steps backwards. “You’re saying that you’ve made a time machine.”“Not quite a time machine. More like a time portal. ...s long as it’s running, we can travel back and forth between here and any point in history.”“Would you be offended if I thought you were playing a joke on me?”“I’d be offended if you believed me right off the bat. Your profile said you were an empiricist.”“I am.”“So propose a test.”“65 million years ago. Cretaceous period.”“Oh! Good test!”“I know enough. " I know it too baby," she said as she kissed his cheek."Yes you do," he said, "But Bobbie here, is a real sissy. She triedbeing a boy but couldn't handle it. So now she is a sissy maid."His girlfriend giggled and said, "Whatever Jason." No, really," he said, "She does whatever you say. Here, I'll prove thatshe is a sissy. Bobbie, show Stacy what you are. Lift your dress andshow her that your little thing is all locked up."I turned bright red, but I did as I was told.Stacy leaned in, looked. Now, with the broken waist band string, my shorts heading south with each step I took, they dropped a little bit more until they were just hanging on by the curve of my hips. Because the box was heavy and I did not want to spill my hot coffee either, I did not stop to re-group. I just carried on down the hill to the neighbor's back gate gingerly nursing my shorts upon my hips with each step. The yard had nice high fences, and as I’d swum naked in their pool many a time when Harry and Jackie. "I'm afraid it inevitably will, sir, if we prosecute and there is every indication that we will. What I would like you to do, sir, is call a general assembly in the dining room immediately." This is most irregular." Yes, sir, but I must ask you to comply with my request." Very well, Mr Crossley."He went over to a table at the side of the room and switched on a microphone. "Attention, please! Attention, please! This is the principal speaking. All staff and children are to assemble immediately in.