’ THREE The training of the cadets at the Academy was supervised by Captain Barry Hiller. A long-time cop of New York, he had risen to the position ...f captain after years of public service as an officer. However, as he was too occupied with other affairs that involved his service, he would only make come to the Academy grounds to inspect that the procedure was going smoothly. He was a rotund man, bald, and with a cheery face, despite the fact he had seen much action and much crime in the city.. But Romey and I were lying in bed last night, just kind of snuggling upagainst each other and gently fondling parts of each other's body when wehad this conversation:R: "Like, Danny, did you ever worry about all the weight that you'regaining?"Me: "Like, why? It bothers you?"R: "Well, uh, it's kind of sexy but, like, you almost never go out of thehouse anymore. And you don't seem to want to do anything but, like,sleep, and eat, and watch TV, and eat. Doesn't that get a little boring?"Me: "So,. We were married in a small civil ceremony and then with newfound job and new wife I set out to catch the golden ring, to get my share of the American dream. Two years later the economy was in free fall and I was out of a job. I was working two part time jobs trying to hold things together and barely managing when Maria told me over dinner that she was going to start modeling for art classes again. My first instinct was to say, "Like hell you will! No wife of mine is going to take off her. "Part of me was hoping he had said "truth" because I could have had him talk about something that could heat her up. And I didn't want to be completely obvious with a dare. So I had to think of something sneaky."I dare you to tell my wife what you want to do to her." Seriously honey? You might as well tell him to come fuck me! You still don't get it? We are trying to keep it clean for a while." I thought that would be fun. I'll change it." No, don't change it now. Too late. OK Joe, what do you.