. He’ll eat anything.What do you call a woman who uses too much contraceptive cream?A spermicidal maniac.Why do women have legs?So they don’t leav... snail tracks on linoleum floors.What do you call a hooker with no legs?A nightcrawler.What do you call a girl who’s just been run over by a car?Patty.Why do female parachutists always wear pantyhose?So they won’t whistle.How do you tell when a woman is wearing pantyhose?If she farts, her ankles will swell.How do you tell if a woman is wearing. ” He reached for his cell phone and hit the video button. Resting the phone steady against the edge of the window he hit record. “The boys at the softball game are NOT going to believe this shit.”Green. Sara slid her right foot off of the brake and eased forward. She caught a glimpse of the dark blue pickup beside her and looked up at Eddie. “Ahhhh, he seems to like the view too,” thought Sara. Traffic was moving slow and Eddie hung close beside the little red Toyota. He was going to enjoy this. Those Indians who are intelligent enough to see where the Confederacy is headed and have had all of the abuse that they can take from the aristocracy have headed to Haven. Previously, they had headed to Florida to join the Seminoles, but Haven has become much more attractive, especially to the Cherokees and Creeks. Most of them are astounded to learn that even their women can vote in Haven, and that makes it a lot easier for their matriarchal societies to merge into the mainstream of Haven. "What, a fucking kid?" He looked amazed, and when I strolled up and asked Frank if he fancied a cup of tea in the cafe, his face fell even further."What about my load?"Frank laughed. "That fucking kid, as you put it, is about thirty years younger than you, mate, but about forty years ahead in maturity. Now, you either get that boat unchained ready for that fucking kid to unload, or you can get back in your cab and fuck off. The choice is yours. Either way, me and the fucking kid will be back in.