Cramer... may I speak with you?" she said, apprehensively. "Yes, Amy, I wanted to talk to you as well," he said. "You told me the other day that your ...other would be going out of town for this next two weeks while you are on Christmas break. Is that still true?" "Yes, Sir. She left this morning after I headed off to school." "I see. You also were looking forward to coming to stay with me, apparently, during our two weeks off, were you not?" "Yes, Sir. But..." Amy started. "But?" he asked. "Sir,. By the way, what kind of animal are you?’‘Well, I really don’t know,’ said the bunny. ‘I’m blind, andI’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.’So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, ‘Well, you’re soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose ... You must be a bunny rabbit!’Then he said, ‘I can’t thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?’The snake replied that he didn’t know, and the. “I wasn’t planning on having sex with you either. What are you doing now?”“I just got home and was about to take a shower and go to sleep.”“Do you want to come over?” she asked, “Not to have sex or anything. But just to come and sleep next to me.”“Huh?”“Would you like to come over and sleep with me?”“Let me get this straight,” I said. “You want me to come over and sleep with you, but not have sex?”“Yes,” she said.“Sure, I’ve got nothing better to do…”And so she gave me her address and apartment. One of her friends told her about Lane, saying that he was a fabulous lover and that she should give him a try. She sent him a brief message, wondering why they hadn't met, blah, blah blah. All the usual come-ons which had served her so well in the past. Lane responded, curious about this woman who had escaped his wandering eye for so long. They agreed to chat one night real soon. He thought her to be a real mystery and was determined to solve her. The night of their first chat started out like.