."Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:"Slim, I'm 83 years old now...and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?" Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants."A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:'So I hear you're getting married?''Yep!''Do I know her?''Nope!''This woman,. Kafi din regular baaton me hi beet gye uska brthdy tha july me toh maine uske liye ek dress li aur evng. Me jab uska office se nikalne ka tym hota h mai waha gya aur usko call kiya tab woh aayi aur use maine gift di pehle to woh nhi le rhi thi but mere force krne pr usne accept kiya aur pyari si smile pas ki then woh apne ghar chali gyi. Meri night me baat hui usse usne woh dress wear krke dekhi uspr bahut achi lag rahi thi usne btaya nd thanx kaha mujhe bht khushi hui. Ab hum close ho gye the. It was from the Rural Development Agency, and he was sure he'd never heard of it before. Probably some conference announcement, he thought, then glanced at the letter. "Don't bother," he told Freda.Freda furrowed her brow, and put the phone down. "What now?" she asked.Jack began to read. "'This agency has reviewed the application submitted last summer to the Farm Home Administration for a grant for development of a storm sewer separation system in Spearfish Lake, and passed along to us by that. My ... Fifty times. A bit extreme, don't you think? Maybe, now that you face 50 strokes instead of him, perhaps that might be a bit severe?" I ... I... 'spose so, ma'am." Well, the deal is, whatever I'm giving you is what I'll allow you to give him. You're not doing anything to him that you haven't experienced first. Do you understand me?" Yes ... M ... ma'am." You're calling me 'ma'am' now, aren't you? How fascinating. You weren't calling me that a few minutes ago. I suppose our changed.