Surely you don't intend to eat that whole thing? How about an arm? That should provide just the right-sized snack to tide you over until dinner."A wom...n who seemed to make a pair with the man still pinned to the ground — she had stringy hair, an unwashed T-shirt and Birkenstocks — came up and said threateningly, "If you don't get that beast off my David at once, he will be shot! Our friends are going for a gun now." My dear lady," Don began, "that would be terribly unfortunate for a number of. Rob and Bill each had a list of what they would need if they had to head for the hills in an emergency. Rob had insisted on it because, as he put it, "When shit hits the fan we just won't have time to figure out what we need." Bill kidded him about it every chance he got, but he always made sure his list was up to date and most of the supplies on the list were packed. The items that weren't already packed were readily available and easy to pack. Bill finished loading everything in his F250 in a. WHHAPP!! A couple of darts struck my bottom all about at the same time.I ignored the pain and opened the door to lock-up with my hip. All thecells but one were closed. I made my way inside. The mop "tail" Icarried made me take a wide path but soon enough, I was able to kickthe door shut. I could hear the door click tight."Bertha!" I could hear shoes pounding in the hallway. I could see theirlegs from below my bucket. "Holy Shit!" It was Mullaney. "Bertha,locked herself in!" Thanks, Bertha. We. Dave then said "go and shave youself and then some clothes" 20 minuteslater she came back down dressed in a mini dress and had on a blackdress, had smooth legs and black 4 inch heels that she was a littlewobbly on but managed to walk in, she had also put on foundation and hadcombie her hair into a side parting. As she sat the door open in in came2 17 year old kids looking at her confused. Dave quickly said "Doesn'tyour mother Look Beutifull?" they both noded. Dave notice the lookedalmost.