Fast forward maybe a year later and I catch her on Yahoo again and we go to lunch. She tells me she's in love with her new boyfriend but still wants m.... I tell her I still need sex. She says she would give it to me but can't so she tells me to hit on her friend. (Unbeknownst to me this was her ploy to get me out of her system because she supposedly couldn't fuck someone who fucked her friend) She gave me the whole game plan - "Tell her she's cute, sugarcoat some other shit, then make your. If you’re willing, we can set aside a time to go through the details.”“Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I bought the place twelve years ago for a hundred seventy-two thousand dollars and started fixing it up. We had seven rooms available by the first year. I found seven cousins to join me, so we wound up subdividing one of the rooms.” Churchmouse said more or less in one breath.“Great, who here has been with you the longest?” Nick filled in.Churchmouse looked around the table. “That would be ... Carl.. ”“Does that mean he is not here?”“No, he isn’t. He went back to her place and asked me to stay here.”“Dirty little pervert,” she said. “What was she like and who does she think taking advantage of?”He smiled at her reaction. “She was alright but nothing compared to you.” She looked at him and asked, “Why me Kabir? You are quite good looking and also good at everything. I am sure you could have any girl of your own age. I am old enough to be your mother. So what this is all about fancying me?”He. ..well thenthere's the whole homosexual thing and that just added a whole other layerof shit I didn't want to deal with, so I sort of just bagged it. She'sbeen so awesome to me I didn't want to ruin our friendship by making amove on her. Maybe I'll just try to meet someone in New York." And the men? What about these 400 offers. Did you flirt? Did you talkwith them? What did you do?" I don't really go out so most of this was harmless stuff. At thelibrary, standing in line for whatever or.