Icouldn't recall the past weekend, and I didn't know why my body wascompletely shaved, or why my toenails and fingernails were painted brightred. I ha... no recollection of the padlock that was firmly placed aroundmy testicles, or why I had large gold earrings hanging out of my ears.Sure, it was strange, but it I didn't have time to figure out what hadhappened as I was running late for work.So I quickly showered, rammed a butt plug up my ass and put on mypanties, bra and pantyhose and headed off. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, “Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!”Kid 1: “Hey, I bet you’re still a virgin.”Kid 2: “Yeah, I was a virgin until last night.”Kid 1: “As if.”Kid 2: “Yeah, just ask your sister.”Kid 1: “I don’t have a sister.”Kid 2: “You will in about nine months.”A lady goes to. Both are business people and the income they realize from their farm is just a sideline. Larry and Jane, while still in their late thirties, have founded a string of restaurants that bring in their main income. Since their business no longer requires their attention they have become semi retired. With so much time and energy on their hands they have turned to enjoying life to the fullest. They want to see and do everything and they have just about accomplished that task.When the still youthful. "Oh, Mom, you are so pretty. You really mean this, we're really ... you know, like be with each other, hook-up?" Well, dear, the idea is that you learn what love is and 'hooking-up' isn't a very good start so let's think of it more as becoming lovers?" Yeah, I see what you mean. Sorry." Good, I want you to feel and kiss my breasts, Jeffie, I love them being sucked," I told him softly and his mouth was on them kissing and licking and sucking as I looked down lovingly. I reached down and petted.