"She smiled, "Eeerrr yes that's him, well we have been seeing each other and he seems a bit keen and he wants to see me tomorrow night and he, I mean ...e, want to have a bit of fun," I looked side-ways at her, "A bit of fun, as in?"She got a little defensive, "Look its all right for you, at this moment in time you say you don't want to be involved but when you do, you are pretty and, well you have the looks and shape that men crave, me well I just want some-one."I knew I'd been a little too. Rena led a group of ladies in producing tears.Informal ... the reception was a family affair, made more so by the participation of our friends and neighbors. There was a cake, and there was a big cooler of beer and a good selection of finger foods, and I thought I was going to need therapy on my elbow from all the hands I shook. I saw my sweet young bride working her way towards me."Folks," I announced, "Ronni an' I have a place to be going..." I shook Alex's hand, then Terry's, and collected. I thought you might like it." "You could say that. If you wanted to seriously, seriously understate things." She stood up from the edge of the bed, approaching me slowly. I placed the ice on the counter and hurriedly thrust the bottle of wine in. When Mom reached me, she stretched her arms out and slid her fingers over my chest. She was a good deal shorter than me, though I wasn't the tallest guy around. I leaned down, tilted her head back with one curled finger under her chin, and kissed her. I’m, um, Philip, by the way.”“Very good, Philip. I have no idea whether or not my fiancée wants me to come here again, so I’ll be sure to express my satisfaction with your customer service. I would appreciate you cleaning up your language if there is a next time, though. I’m a God fearing Christian woman and it offends my ears to hear vulgarities spewing forth from you.”“You just let me fuck your ass though!”“Well of course. That was our deal. I’d prefer you didn’t use the ‘F’ word, however in.