Again I tickled and rubbed between my legs and in less that a minute my thingie appeared and soon reached its full three inch length. This time it did...not hurt at all. It just slid out and after I relaxed for a few minutes, it retracted back inside of me. One morning I awoke with a morning woodand a strong need to pee. Rather than squat to pee as I always had, I tried standing and peeing like a boy. I discovered that I could and the pee came out of the hole in the end of my thingie. I did not. I didn't need to apologize."Oldham, sometimes you can be so fucking crude it makes me want to throw up." I know. Crude is my middle name. I don't even know what 'dip his wick' means," I said, glad to hear she wasn't mad.She wasn't mad, but she didn't tell me anything either. It was two weeks later before I got the answer to my question."Do you think I should?" she asked.A young woman was asking me if she should give up her virginity to someone I hardly knew. Press Morgan was a year behind me at. I knew from experience when a guy comes in the door and straight to a dancing couple that he's not looking to cut in.I saw the gun in his waistband before he went for it. I told the girl "I think your husband is unhappy," and her eyes went wide and her jaw unhinged. She spun to face him, but he was looking directly at me.She started saying something to him and he pushed her aside and came at me. He was distracted enough that he wasn't ready for my preemptive strike. My fist flew out and caught. It's time now to elect your Homecoming King and Queen. On that note, we'll leave you for a while with a little Queen. It's just not what you're expecting." With that, Tony and Jerry started the two-part vocal into to Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. Tony took back lead vocal duties to start, though he, Kyle, and Jerry took whatever parts suited their voices. Cover bands just simply didn't do this kind of song but the kids had the talent to pull it off perfectly. The lights went down on the first.