“I have to be the luckiest guy in the world,” I moaned. “If you’ll excuse us, my date with my courtesan is not over yet. I have to further exa...ine the alleged pregnancy. In depth. I shall probe the cause of this phenomenon. I will immerse myself in the details. I’ll...”“Go to bed horny if you don’t shut up and take me upstairs,” Courtney complained as she grabbed my hand and pulled me toward the stairs.Moms and Dad joined us for the bonfire Sunday night. I was happy to see Rachel’s folks and. She was the first girl I pictured in a white wedding dress. I can still picture Kristy in my mind like it was yesterday. For me Kristy will always be sixteen and she will always be beautiful. So what was my “If only” you want to know. Well her name was Eva-Jane. The “If only” in life lies scattered everywhere. If only I had done this instead of that. If only I had left the house five minutes later. If only I had bought Google instead of Citibank. If only I had kept my mouth shut. If only I had. I held it for him to see."It's never been used, Dave... and neither has this..."I stood, turned around and lifted my skirt, showing my ass to him. I used the fingers of one hand to part the cheeks and show him my bumhole."I want my first anal penetration to be with you, Dave." Oh baby!!"I then spent several very frustrating minutes trying to get the butt-plug out of its plastic wrapper. In the end I had to run down to our kitchen and get a pair of scissors. The house was empty but I got another. ... Sorry, I'm sorry" said Lisa, as she turned and vanished from the room.Kenneth Wagner is flabbergasted!************It was all an accident. He would swear that. He never meant it to go as far as it did. But it happened so quickly, so unexpectedly that, at the time he didn't even realize what was happening. How could anyone blame him? It could happen to any man.Ken needed to apologize. Not only apologize, he needs to know what Lisa thought about the embarrassing incident. He went to visitor's.