As you know, Dear Reader, I have made no secret of my hunger for man cream, after all how else can you make a sale if you don't advertise? Anyway, not...to put too fine a point on it, Andy, my cellmate, is quite clearly a homophobe. There isn't an insult that he hasn't spat at me but, unfortunately for him, there isn't anything that he can say which I haven't already heard a hundred times before. As he pathetically attempts to conceal his mounting excitement, I almost feel sorry for him. He. She was all I wanted. Perhaps I was in love with her. My 18 year old brain struggled to understand the feelings I had. My bed had heavy covers, a sheet, a bedspread, and a quilt on top. And yet, through all that, in the faint light of the bedroom, I looked down and saw this gigantic tent created by my hard on. "Wow," I thought, "this woman has really had an effect on you."After probably a couple of hours of churning these issues over in my mind, I passed into the fitful sleep of a sexually. I said I have got to have a taste of that cocktail and started to lick it off his chest. Davy said you like I said oh yesssss. So he started to lick it off my chest. Shower I said. Yes let's said Davy. So we went into the shower While in the shower I asked if he had ever had a golden shower Davy shook his head and asked if had I too shook my head. I asked Davy to lie back in the bath then let out a stream of gold pi*s hitting Davy in the face and his chest mouth tight shut. I let the stream hit. I groaned a little as some precum oozed out. Sh stood up and leaned towards me, her large tits hanging down and swaying in her bra, she grabbed the covers and pulled them off. My little dick was rock hard and leaking precum. She looked and said 'nice'. Her fingers reached out and touched my foreskin, playing with the sticky precum, Then she leaned over and licked it off my cock before sucking me into her mouth. First time my cock had been in a mouth and I spunked there and then. She didn't take.