I was blessed with long legs, a slim waist, nice round hips and a very shapely little ass. As I mentioned, I'm bi and have had a few really hot girlfr...ends over the years. (I always steal a couple pairs of their panties to remember them by!) But I have to admit, a fit, well-hung guy turns me on as much as any girl. I've been known to flirt guys when I see one that I'm attracted to. That was the case with my new neighbor who moved in next door last summer. I live in a subdivision and the houses. I said, fairly quietly, "I think it's important that people getting married should have their bottoms approved first, so would you please check Carol's bottom out thoroughly."Julia was confused, but she didn't hesitate to go along with my request. She moved behind Carol's behind, bending down to look at it.Carol was blushing delightfully, and was starting to move from foot to foot nervously again.Julia looked back to ask me, "Just visually, or by touch too?" By all means by touch. It's. As her brother's orgasm was filling her pussy, the boys orgasm hit, filling her mouth with his salty semen. She started taking his whole load into her mouth bellowing out her cheeks with his thick cum as his balls emptied. When his cum was oozing out of the corner of her mouth the boy pulled out, milking the last of his cum onto her lips.He collapsed back against the closed door, staring at the sweaty naked brother and sister he had just cum with. Carol remained sitting on her brother's. Then he saw the time and went back to the garage covered in ice cream. The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, “It looks like you blew a seal.” Blushing, the penguin said, “Oh no! It’s just ice cream.”Blowing Chunks A guy walks into a bar and orders a soda. The bartender says “Whaddaya some kind of pussy?” The guy replies, “You don’t understand, last night I had 15 martinis, went home and blew chunks, and I’m kind of embarrassed.” The bartenders says to.