God gently wakes him and asks, “How are you doing? Are you happy here?”The cat yawns and stretches and says, “Oh, I’ve never been happier in m... life. And those Meals on Wheels you’ve been sending over are the best!”The secret to a long life... A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said. “You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you’ll live to nice ripe old age.”So, the young cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to be the. I was naked, and Lisa was exploring parts of me that no other person, not even a guy, for that matter, had meaningfully touched in quite a while. Neither Lisa not myself paid any attention to Phil, even though he championed vocally, what he wanted to see more of.Lisa took me to a new height in sexual awareness and as I lay spent and exhausted, Lisa beside me, I watched as Phil said he felt left out.“Should we?” Lisa playfully asked, twirling a long strand of her light brown hair. “He looks so. Annette screamed and screamed, her mind going blank with the pain. But David kept shoving down deep, pressing in all the way until his balls flattened up against her crotch. Annette found herself sobbing and whimpering when her mind returned."Yeah, man, that was rough," he sniffed, shaking the sweat from his forehead."You... you fucking animal!" Been called worse by better," he shot back, pulling his rod down a bit, then jerking it in.Annette shuddered. He was all the way in! She could feel his. ‘Yes, Ken. They may only offer a simple wage. What then?’ ‘Then you don’t take that offer, silly. It’s called negotiation.’ ‘Hmph. I’m terrible at that.’ ‘Good job I’m not then, Stan. Look, never mind that – I thought things weren’t quite as wonderful as all that back at The Firm?’ ‘Hmm. Well, there’s a bit of an atmosphere of doom and gloom about the place, Anne, I suppose. But it all goes in cycles. I’ve been there when it was like this before, and it gets better again.’ ‘You’ve told me it.