Ian was lying face down on his bed when he heard the door open. He looked up and saw Adam enter the room. ‘Hey,’ he said in an excited manner. �...You’ll never guess what!’ ‘Wha-‘ ‘Apparently the girls can’t put up with Lauren, so they’re willing to swap her for me!’ Adam had a grin of absolute satisfaction on his face. He looked giddy with excitement. ‘That means I get to sleep with two girls,’ he added to make himself clear. ‘Jeez, man; that is so wicked!’ said Ian through his teeth. ‘I know. She said yes and went off taking her clothes whilst I remade the bed. When I joined her in the bathroom she was almost dressed when I washed my cock, we finished dressing, had one final kiss and went downstairs to get ready to open up for “Happy Hour” at 5.I cancelled the alarm and Ivy went the other side of the bar whilst I poured her another half of lager. We chatted until nearly 5 when I saw we already had a small queue waiting.“That’s awkward,” I said. “You’ll have to go out the back and. .and there's slips ofpaper with peoples names and phone numbers on them...did they think Iwas a hooker?" Some did but I set them straight...the guys loved you...once one guyhanded me some cash and a note with his name and number on it, and toldme to give them to you so you could grab a meal and remember them byit...a whole bunch of other guys did the same thing...so it's reallylike you're a Princess and the guys around here are your loyalsubjects." You...are too nice." Ok here we are...my name. I gave in and smiled back saying “I’m in the same boat as you – I’m the fat friend here too”. We laughed and got up to play pool, her long legs surprisingly smooth as she bent over the table.A couple of hours later, we shushed each other as we drunkenly headed for my dorm. It was empty – all my confident, handsome friends were clearly otherwise engaged. Catherine led me over to the bed and we sat down awkwardly next to each other. “Well, since they’re all having fun, so should we she said”.