They must come up with a plan on how to best prepare themselves for the upcoming battle.One very persuasive leader ... it may one of the "false prophe...s" mentioned in verse 13, I don't know ... anyway, he argued that was no reason for anyone to die in the final battle for of all of mankind. He argued that we were so technologically advanced that we could fight the battle remotely. That way we could fight the battle without any loss of life. After that there was a mad dance to rid the holy land. Hal, bless his Irish heart, said, "Are you going?"."Of course not," I answered, "I'm never at ease in a Catholic church!" I will go there with you," Hal offered. "My wife might be impressed if I say I had communion, she thinks all we do is miss easy spares and buy pitchers of beer."And that is how I, with Presbyterian background and Scottish blood, went to a Catholic funeral several hours before Hal and I were scheduled to bowl in doubles and singles events.Hal and I sat together, not in suits,. So she has a lover on the side. She looks at her watch and decides its time to call him. She tells him to come over as she needs it bad. Her lover makes his way to her house. They both go upstairs to the bedroom and just as they start to kiss the phone rings. Perturbed the MILF picks up the phone and its her doting husband. She smiles as she hears her husbands voice. He tells her he has wonderful news. He's being considered for a partnership in the law firm that he belongs to. She so. Sex would smell like chocolate2. Farts would smell like roses3. Dogs would smell spring fresh4. Babies would come from vending machines5. Men would be born with a permanent erection6. All women would have the same size breasts7. There would be no cellulite8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE9. Men would be born with an “OFF” switch10. There would be no “Hooters”11. A man’s paycheck would be made payable to his wife12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in.