EVER!!!!I’ve got scratches all over my thighs, a septic bite wound in one testicle and my shreddies are covered in skidmarks. I’m going back to us...ng paper next week!This One Is Compliment of John A.This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico...New Mexico Chili Cook-off If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there’s no hope for you. I had tears in my eyes by the end.For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this. C in not working mode and told her mom to where to sleep in night with her or with his sister.Her mom gave him permission to sleep with her. In the night after all light is off. Ali and his mom sleeping side-wise face to face. Ali suddenly put his leg on her mom and her mom kept quite for 2 minutes and then turned and both the legs parted as a result the cock of ali rested on her mom’s cunt but it was Ali’s Lungi which was separating them. Now to Ali’s surprise he found that her mom’s hand is. Uske badan pe koi kapda nahi tha. Uski aankhe badi 2 kamaal ki. Hoth bhi aise jaise sirf chusne k liye bane ho. Uska fig kuch 34 30 34 hoga. Pura sareer kamaal tha. Tabhi aamna boli kaisa laga mera surprise maine kaha bht khubsurat. To wo boli dekhna mujhe mat bhul jaana maine use apni baahi me liya aur kava aisa kabhi nahi ho sakta.Aur main use fir se chumne lav gaya. Wo boli ki kab se wait kar rahi hu mujhe pyaar karo. Apna ling meri yoni me daal do. Tabhi maine kaha abhi to kara tha to usne. He was a boy! His name?his name was,like, Nick! He had snuck into a sorority last night and then blacked out.Now Vicki was on top of him, forcing him to wear lingerie, telling himthat he had a pussy. "What the hell--" he started to yell, but then Vickibegan fingering him. The shock of that feeling made him stop mid-sentence, not so much because it felt good as because it felt like he hada vagina."You like that, huh, sister?" And Vicki smiled sinisterly as another waveof pleasure washed over.