As I pulled out of the truck stop and onto the ramp to get back on the highway I spotted a girl on the side of the ramp holding a sign that read "LA"....I don't normally pick up hitch hikers but for some reason I was feeling generous and I pulled over just ahead of her and unlocked the passenger door. As she ran up to my camper I rolled down the window. She was cute with long strawberry blonde hair and freckles. Guessing her age I would've guessed maybe eighteen. "I'm heading to Vegas", I told. The boys lasted around 3 to 4 minutes before they shot their hot sticky loads deep into my wife, she said all they did was change ends then start all over again. This time Arthur pulled out of her mouth and shot his load all over her tits and face calling her a dirty white slut. Laura said this really made her pussy wet and increased the power of her orgasm.She was then walked out to the kitchen area and made to wear a french maids outfit with no bra and knickers allowed, but stockings and. "What can I do then," Ruth asked, worried her son thought less of her then his friends did of their mothers."Well you can change the cloths you wear for a start, and do you shave?" Bobby asked, already knowing the answer."What, my underarms?" Ruth asked."Yes," Bobby said."But what for, I don't go out at all, so what's the point?" Ruth asked."Because I care about how you look. Don't you want to look good for me?" Bobby pleaded."I didn't think you cared. You know, I'm your mum," said Ruth."Of. Dis looks like a grand place, he?” says Gerry.He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds before he hits the rocks below with a ‘SPLAT!’As Paddy looks down he shakes his head and says, “Fock dat, did Budgie Jumpin is too fockin’ dangerous fer me.”This one is compliments of MaceA newly retired military man who’d managed to sock away a very tidy sum during his.