I'm getting a fax!"This one is compliments of DomThis from a poster I came across. I had to hold down the laughter because I was around polite company..."I am sick and tired of answering questions about my dog! Yes, he mauled six people wearing Trump T-shirts, four people wearing Hillary T-shirts, 2 other Independent voters, nine teenagers wearing pants down past their crack, three flag-burners, and a Pakistani Uber driver during a holiday high fee time of year.For the last time, THIS DOG IS NOT. "He grabbed a roll of paper towels, ripped off a couple and tossed the rest to her. He tackled the milk and utensils while Aunt Frankie mopped up the eggs and flour.While he was cleaning, Trevor looked over and saw his aunt squatting down, scooping a gooey mess of eggs off the floor. Her hair had a frosting of white and her skirt was a little dusty with flour, too, but he didn't notice that. Instead, he saw that as she stooped down, her skirt rode up her legs even more. They were incredible. “Don’t turn your back to me punk!” he irritably shouted.“Leave it out, Tony,” another voice yelled.When I turned around, I noticed it was one of his friends.“Pete! You’re taking his side?” Tony exclaimed.There was a loud whistle which got everyone’s attention. When I looked, I saw the resemblance straight away. It was Tony’s dad. He picked up his glasses that were hanging on his chest, put them on, looked at his clipboard, and started asking everyone’s name, writing them down.When he finished,. Paris eyed the teen more and Aaron moved back some letting her know she could step into his room. Paris walked closer to the teen, closing and locking the door behind her. Aaron gulped watching the girl of his dreams opening her arms out to him. He felt her put her arms around him and he held her back."Happy birthday. I almost forgot to wish you a happy birthday sweet Aaron." Thank you Paris," Aaron whispered.He felt her kiss his one cheek very softly and then kiss the other. She was a bit.